Tweets

lilgremlingirl:

are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch

(Source: susgirl)


necrophilofthefuture:

attention tumblr


popculturebrain:

New Trailer: ‘Orange Is the New Black' Season 2 - June 6


clayur:

ridge:

i have to keep replaying this

KRAH TAH TAH

(Source: drakefanclub)

ciggawet:

*swipes debit card*
*sweats profusely*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good

fagtree:

so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play

(Source: brenthor)


(Source: distraughtteen)

grillfriend:

if you dont have a gay cousin then youre the gay cousin sorry to break it to you

tympanista:

*comes to meet you at Starbucks 15 minutes late with Starbucks from another location*

(Source: tympanista)

eclecticpandas:

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

but he’s like, I’m lactose intolerant

(Source: eclecticpandas)