Tweets

kldzbop:

tiqhtly:

kldzbop:

hey what do horses eat read the first letter

horses eat h?????

fuck

darrynek:

i’m in AP lunch

(Source: panerasexual)

primacdonaldsgirl:

when ur friends exclude u out of group discussions

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If homophobia were a conversation about food...
  • Homophobic Person: My favorite food is pizza!
  • Homosexual Person: Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
  • Bisexual Person: I like both!
  • Pansexual Person: Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
  • Asexual Person: I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
  • Homophobic Person: whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.

babyferaligator:

landorus:

im gonna die w a boner i know it

die hard

(Source: landorus)


Joking obviously…

dannylaceyjo:

when i was younger i really wanted to try turkish delight cause i figured it had to be pretty good if edmund betrayed his family for it

(Source: metalgender)


vinebox:

White girls Vs Black girls being accused of talking shit